2020/11/19 Build

The 2020/11/19 build of Super Mario 64 is a more stable version of the 1995/07/29 build. It has been tested on the latest builds of Windows and Linux, but should work with any modern operating system that can run N64 games.

The 2020/11/19 build has uncreative personalization, such as Bowser's Brap Barn, the Afterlife Anomaly, and ??????????? in the background music. There are also some minor graphical glitches, such as the game not being able to render certain objects properly or having flickering shadows, although it is nothing like the 1995/07/29 build.

The most unfunniest personalization of all is the Carl Wheezer being trapped in the wall with the Toads personalization. The Carl Wheezer is a character from Jimmy Neutron, and he was voiced by David Warner (who later did voices for the characters in the Paper Mario series). In short, this build is fairly bland. It was actually meant to be released before the 2016/05/26 build, but the creator, Harrison Ford, died because it was too boring to release. To be honest, the build is so uninteresting, you could easily stop reading this page.

If you're still reading, I'm gonna explain the Carl Wheezer inside the Walls.

The Carl Wheezer Wall anomaly was created by Taylor Swift, the director of Megaman. Incase you didn't know, he directed the movies MirrorMask, The Black Room, and Joe 7: The JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ(as well as many others).

Pissbrain apparently didn't know who he was, hence why it's uncreative to put his name in big letters on the screen.

The Carl Wheezer anomaly is hidden inside the walls of the castle. You can hear knocking on the walls and him yelling, "BRAPS! BOOBS! BEEPS! HEEEEEEEYY! LET ME OUT!" If you listen closely enough, you can also hear hisses and hisses, which sound painful (and scary). It's recommended to play with the Carl Wheezer inside the walls when you're alone.

To play with him, you need to BLJ into the wall. When you do play with him, a dialogue box appears, reading: "Hey! Better make this interesting, 'cause it's 5-0 to the bathroom!"

Then, the boss music starts playing. Carl Wheezer materializes through the walls, screaming "UNGAGGAGGAGGGGAAAAAA! HAAAAAHAHAHA! Let's get STAAAAAR-d! To the STAAAAAARGH!"

He starts throwing purple Bob-Ombs at you, and you have to help Mario dodge them. After a while, he stops his laugher to start coughing. He starts it slowly at first, then he begins to cough more and more. It sounds painful. He farts, nuclearly.

Then, things get worse. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!" Carl starts bleeding from his eyes and ears. It's a deep red, and it's streaming down his cheeks. You can notice the piss stain on his armpits. After the boss fight, you should see a mangled ghostly figure run behind him. It looks like a man in his early thirties, with blond hair and heavy stubble on his chin.

The man grabs Carl, turds sliding down his leg. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!" "BRAAAP-SEL! FFFF-FFFT! BRAAAAAAAP-SEL! FFFF-FFFT!"

You should then be taken to Bowser's Brap Barn immediately after the fight. Here, you will see the mangled ghostly figure on the table, his face all mangled, blood everywhere, and a bruise under his eyes so dark you can barely make out his face. He farts, screams, and pees. His skin needs to touch yours.

If it does, you beat the game. If it doesn't, you die in real life.

This is how it happened.

This is how the Harrison Ford died.

A dialogue box should appear.

"Are you my lawyer?" He asks.

"No."

"Are you my doctor?"

"No."

"Will you go to my high school and give me a message to my father?"

"RRRRRRRRRAAAAGGGHHHHHH!"

"Yeah, I guess."

"Please?" He asks.

"Okay, but if I can't get through to you, I can't get through to you."

"Let's go to the Brap Barn." You hear a chainsaw rev up in the background. "Goodbye, Mr. Ford." "BRAAAAAAAAAAAP-SEL!" The screen turns black. The credits roll. That is the 2020/11/19 build.

See how uncreative and boring that build was? It's not even trying to be funny or ironic. That was literally the only thing I could think of that would be a "breeze." This is the end of the article.

Goodbye.

Pissbrain.