Wario Asphyxiation

Wario Asphyxiation, not to be confused with Wario Application is a symptom of encountering the Wario Appartion.

Asphyxiation by definition means "The state or process of being deprived of oxygen, which can result in unconsciousness or death."

Many people who encounter the Wario Apparition report experiencing a shortness of breath

Report No. 1
I was coming home from school to play Mario 64. It was an ordinary day until I turned on the Nintendo 64. When I last played, I was just finishing Shifting Sand Land, but when I turned on the console, I was in the hallway to Dire, Dire, Docks. Even thought I didn't have enough stars and usually booting up the game takes  you to the title screen. I couldn't get out because I didn't have enough stars, so I had no choice but head to Dire, Dire, Docks. I had heard of the Wario Apparition, so I didn't want to. I walked towards the portal, and the Wario Apparition appeared, although it was behind the portal so it couldn't get to me. Normally the Wario Apparition appears above the entrance to Bowser in the Fire Sea, but I hadn't completed Dire, Dire, Docks so the entrance was still behind the portal. I started laughing because the Wario Apparition was behind the portal and couldn't get to me, but then he said "You think this funny?! You gotta be coo-coo crazy! Now THIS is funny!" And then I started Wario Asphyxiating and then I died